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(Edited) Ninja Chicken

08 Mar

Only I would somehow manage to cut myself on a chicken.

Yeah.

I just read that, and it happened like an hour ago, and I am still re-reading that and shaking my head at myself in disbelief.

A CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN CUT ME.

Side knuckle, middle finger, left hand.

F*ck you too, Chicken.

 

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8 Comments

Posted by on March 8, 2014 in Random Rambling

 

8 responses to “(Edited) Ninja Chicken

  1. Steph

    March 16, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    I’m about to try to cook a whole chicken. Never done it, already broke the rotisserie I got for Christmas. Wish me luck!

     
    • saiyge

      March 18, 2014 at 10:10 am

      Oooh! How did it turn out? Was it less scary than you thought it would be??

       
      • Steph

        March 18, 2014 at 10:22 am

        It was horrible! I had no idea what I was doing, because I had planned to cook it in the rotisserie. I thought I remembered you saying something about a lemon and an onion, so I stuffed those in there, but I couldn’t find the giblets so I just assumed it didn’t have any. Then when it was done cooking the inside was fully of really gross black stuff. Ugh. I’m a terrible cook, lol1

         
      • saiyge

        March 18, 2014 at 10:44 am

        Oh no! What a horrible time for me to have bloggers remorse and delete over half that entry! eek!

        Sometimes the chickens have some giblets inside – usually they are in a little bag, but sometimes they aren’t – they would have been loose and free though I think? At least they seem to be anytime I get a chicken.

        When I shove stuff in the cavity, unless its stuffing – I just toss them when done, they are mostly to infuse the meat with flavor and to help the chicken hold its chickeny shape- so don’t worry about the black stuff, you weren’t going to eat that. It was likely a lot of blood that cooked and mixed with the juice from the lemon/oniony bits. ❤

        How was the meat itself?

         
      • Steph

        March 18, 2014 at 1:12 pm

        It didn’t taste bad. My son said it was delicious. But I underestimated how long it would take, so everything else was ready about an hour before the meat thermometer finally said the chicken was done. P.S. I came here before I started cooking it and I was like, “I KNOW she had instructions! I just KNOW it!” Lol!

         
      • saiyge

        March 18, 2014 at 10:45 am

        AND just for you – next time I do a chicken I’ll do a step by step with lots of pictures if that is helpful? I get them fairly often

         
      • Steph

        March 18, 2014 at 10:23 am

        But at least I didn’t cut myself!

         
  2. Steph

    March 18, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    YES PLEASE!

     

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